10. Whiskey and Smokes
So the wife said you had to take the kid out trick or treating. You wanted to be funny so you dressed up like a bottle of whiskey. But did you really have to dress your kid up like a pack of cigarettes?!?!
This is wrong on so many levels. He is wearing a kids Tigger costume with some spiderman speedos on and acting like a happy lion….the worst thing is the Spykids poster in the background! How is this even possible!